"IOQuestionnaire #1-The Basics Your Name: Krista Langley , but everyone calls me Tiger Your age: twenty two.. almost . in a year or two… alright fine, I’m nineteen and a half. Describe yourself: hyper. Describe your mate: non-existent Where (and when) do you live? I have no clue… whenever and wherever.. literally… What's your favourite sweet? all of them.. no? fine.. hmm… cotton candy Questionnaire #2 -- Favourites What is your favourite... Season? early summer Food? rare steak… so rare it’s just this side of mooing. Animal? do you really need to ask? Colour? just one? Red! No black! .. no. Red! Black’s not really a colour… Time of day? morning! Weapon? I like my knives… a friend made them for me. They’re actually made out of bone, but hardened through magic until they’re tougher then steel.. pretty cool, huh? Questionnaire #3 - Background Tell us about... Your place of birth. long long ago in a place far far away… okay, so not so long ago.. I don’t think … Your childhood. childish Your parents. parental Your siblings. non-existant Your (current) home. the wonderful land of Oz… wherever I am, I am. Your favourite "hang out". where ever I am.. I am Questionnaire #4 - Skills Can you read? very fast Can you write? illegibly Can you sing? loudly and with lots of emotion.. don’t know about the talent part though.. Can you play an instrument? DRUMS *giggles* loud fast fun.. bang bang bang .. sorry.. better now * grins* What languages do you speak? umm…this one… that one… What weapons can you use? sharp things. Good with sharp things… and baseball bats. Those are good too.. Questionnaire #5 - Secrets Are you good at keeping secrets about yourself? never actually tried… What is your best kept secret? don’t have any What is your worst kept secret? DON’T HAVE ANY * giggles* Are you good at keeping secrets about others? nope What secret about someone else have you kept and wish you hadn't? haven’t kept ANY. I blab. What secret about someone else have you not kept and wish you had? Oooooo tuffy… hmm. None. If they were silly enough to tell ME a secret… * shrugs* Questionnaire #7 - Best and Worst What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you? umm.. well, ya see..I kinda met this weird guy… What's the best thing that's ever happened to you? umm.. well, ya see..I kinda met this weird guy… Who is your worst enemy? Alcohol… Alcohol and Sugar at the same time are very very bad… Who is your best friend? me. I’m kinda ‘el solo mio’… did I say that right? Is that even a real saying, cause it just kinda jumped into my head and came out… Tell us about your worst kiss. umm.. well, ya see..I kinda met this weird guy… *giggles* joking.. joking.. nah, ninth grade, some jerk on a dare.. he had garlic breath.. Tell us about your best kiss. haven’t had one I’d want to consider my ‘best’ yet, so I’ll reserve my answer… wouldn’t want to jinx myself or anything Questionnaire #8 - Mornings What time do you wake/get up? whenever. Usually early… What's the first thing you do upon waking? figure our where I am and go find food Are you a morning person? yup. And an afternoon person and a night perons.. What is your typical morning like? wake up, get the hell out of wherever I am, find food.. run away .. *grins* Do you drink coffee? occasionally... shouldn’t though.. I’m hyper enough without caffeine.. Do you need coffee? oh no. no definitely don’t need coffee.. bouncy enough as it is… Questionnaire #9 - Are you? Smart? Ass, yus I am.. that’s me.. Arrogant? never.. I don’t think..nope, not me Good-looking? multi coloured hair, tattoos everywhere, grubby clothes.. oh yeah, I’m charming Sexy? personally, I don’t see it, but then, I’m not into chicks, so.. Capable? of what? You should be more specific… Dangerous? who me? *grins* Questionnaire #10 -- Marks Do you have any scars? yuppers Do you have any piercings? yuppers.. oh,. like where? Ears, belly button… had an eyebrow, but it’s gone now Do you have any tattoos? *grins* oh yeah, lots. Got this big white tiger on my belly, and then these two tigers chasing their tails around my ankle, then I got this tiger’s head on my shoulder.. gorgeous, ain’t it? And then there’s THE tattoo on my back.. big ass tiger with the symbol- rune thingies around it.. oh and I’m not telling you where the last one is, but it’s a tiger too.. Do you have any other markings? aside from scars and tattoos? Nah.. think those are enough for now Do you wear any jewelry? just what I got on.. earrings, belly ring, braclett, necklace.. no biggie. I lose something, I find something.. it works out Have you ever broken any bones? yus… melted bones too.. gross but it happens all the time *shrugs* ya get used to it. Feels weird Questionnaire #11 - Grab Bag What is your favourite mode of transportation? big furry feet Can you cook? I can burn, scorch and boil dry.. do those count? Do you have big feet? *looks down and wiggles toes* they fit in my boots… so I’ll say… no? What is the square root of 169? oh math.. see.. I don’t do math.. If you could change your name to anything you wanted, what would you change it to? umm.. did that.. I’m Tiger, remember? Okay well,so *I* wasn’t the one who started it, but still.. What is the sound of one hand clapping? depends on what it’s clapping against.. would’t it? Questionnaires #12 -- Rituals Do you believe in a higher power? sure, she’s got one kick ass sense of humour.. Do you belong to a formal religion? I don’t belong to a formal anything.. I don’t do formal.. Do you have any religious rituals? no.. I’ve been a PART of them.. but I don’t HAVE any… Do your people have any sort of coming of age ritual? my people? Do I have a people? I don’t have a people… so .. no? Do you have any personal rituals? umm.. no.. not that i’m aware of… ** SKIPPING NUMBER 13 .. cause I don';t feel like typing ' nope, don't got one' a million times...** Questionnaire #14 - If you were... If you were a _____ what would you be? a metal. gold.. not copper.. no.. I don’t care as long as it’s bright, shiney and perferabley sharp… a plant. cat nip *giggles* sorry… better now.. a fault. weird is not a fault, is it? No, huh.. okay… a virtue. [i] I’m friendly and bubbly and oh so nice *giggles*.. sorry.. better now.. a colour. ALL OF THEM I like variety.. one is dull a season. spring !… boingy boigny ..it’s a joke. I’m bouncy . get it? . nm.. Questionnaire #15 -- What is your most distinctive... Physical feature? hair… it’s like, three different shades of blondes, couple different browns, some reds.. some black… I like it, it’s different[/i] Physical mannerism? I can’t sit still.. can’t do it, nope.. Character trait? I’m very very hyper.. very.. Turn of phrase? yuppers * giggles* .. sorry.. better now.. Pet peeve? sitting still…. Habit? moving… anything everything.. tapping, wiggling .. something anything .. just gotta MOVE!.. sorry.. better now  Questionnaire #16 -- Wants What's one place you've always wanted to go? OO OO OO !! Disney Land!! I wanna go to Disney Land… What's one thing you've never been able to do? go to church.. or a library.. can’t sit still.. can’t be quiet… What one thing have you always wanted to learn but never have? oh learning.. well.. I kinda dropped out of school.. not so hot on the learning thing.. What's one thing you've always wanted to do and never have? Oooo sky dive! No no no bungee jump! Yeah.. that’d be cool.. What's one thing you've always wanted to have but don't have? um.. a home might be nice someday Who do you envy? I don’t envy. I’m happy being me Questionnaire #17 – Animals Do you like animals? as animals, toys or lunch? * giggles* sorry . better now… Which animals don't you like? alligators Do you hunt? of course , I’m a carnivore.. carnivore’s hunt.. Do you eat meat? duh.. I’m a carnivore.. that’s what a carnivore IS . Which animal do you most closely identify with? * raises eyebrow* …duh? Which animal do you most closely identify your mate with? well. If I HAD amte, I’m assuming he would be of the same species.. kind of a prerequisite for ‘mate’.. [/i] Questionnaire #18 – Superstitions Are you superstitious? I’m cursed.. kinda lends some credence to the whole superstision thing.. What is your most embarrassing superstition? oh, the knock on wood dealy… sometimes, you gotta be creative.. What is your most strongly held superstition? salt.. always throw the spilled salt.. Do you believe in the devil? nah Do you believe in karma? that whole ‘what goes around comes around dealy? *shrugs* sure Do you carry a talisman/lucky charm/etc.? I don’t carry them.. they’re attached * points to tiger tattoos* Questionnaire #19 -- Either Or Country or City? city .. no.. country… umm… damn .. Water or Alcohol? water .. alcohol bad… bad bad bad .. *giggles* sorry…better now Black or White? black Day or Night? Oooo hmmm… night..? Pain or Pleasure? pleasure will do nicely, thank you Life or Death? life is good Questionnaire #20 Fear, pain and loss What are you afraid of? I don’t do fear. You feel it, you face it you over come it .. it’s easier How do you deal with your fears? see above Why did you cry most recently? I don’t cry What was the worst pain you've experienced? Ooo ankle tattoo.. owie.. not enough meat down there.. bone bone bone.. Seriously, I don’t know. I don’t think about it. Get hurt, ya heal . why dwell? What is the worst injury or illness you've experienced? kinda answered this already… What do you most dread losing? hmm I don’t know.. body parts? Losing body parts would be bad… Questionnaire #21 -- Christmas and New Year's version Do you celebrate a winter solstice type holiday and if so, which one? kinda sorta.. Christmas Do you believe in Santa Claus? Kris Kringle? Hern the Hunter? The Ice Fairy? Someone else associated with the holiday? never even heard of the other two, but no, I don’t believe in Santa. Do you like giving gifts? sure What's the best gift you've ever given someone? hmm.. gave this kid my sandwich once.. he looked hungrier then me, and I figured I could always steal another one *shrug* Do you like getting gifts? don’t know.. never got one before. Unless you cound the curse thingy.. then.. no not really What's the best gift you've ever gotten? my tattoos are pretty awesome, and since they were ‘given’ to me, I suppose they could count, huh? Do you mark the coming of the New Year in some way? nope Are you making a new year's resolution? nope Have you made resolutions in the past? nope If so, which was the most successful? ------- If so, which was the least successful? ------ If you could make a completely fresh start, would you? hmmm… I have no idea… as messed up as things are .. I kinda like my life as it is.. If you had no choice and were making a completely fresh start and could bring one person with you, who would it be? don’t got anyone *shrugs* Questionnaire #22 – Dreams What is your favorite dream? I have this dream where I’m in the jungle…it’s all hot and steamy and loud.. I love that dream .. always feel so.. good. What is your worst nightmare? I can’t move.. not even twitch so much as a finger.. and I really really need to MOVE .. Do you dream in color? sometimes Do you have recurring dreams? oh yeah.. there’s this one where I’m in this big room and someone keeps throwing these balls in and the room keeps getting deeper and deeper in these stupid balls until I’m lost and can’t get out … hate that dream How do you keep bad dreams away? .. umm..don’t sleep ? What did you dream last night? Oh.. um… that one was kinda yucky.. you don’t wanna know that one… Questionnaire #23 -- Either Or Clothed or Naked? naked Loud or Quiet? LOUD *giggles* .. sorry, better now… Rain or Snow? rain Happy or Sad? happy Boots or Shoes? boots Ant or Caterpillar? both taste pretty bad.. Questionnaire #24 - likes and dislikes What is your comfort food? any food is good, but ice cream is a treat When do you reach for it? whenever I can get away with it.. literally What textures do you like least? (Why?) wet newspaper… it’s icky… and you don’t wanna know WHY it’s wet… Which textures make you most want to reach out and touch? (Why?) fur and feathers.. hmmm yummy.. What scent do you like most? (Why?) greenhouse smell.. hot and steamy with lots of plants… What scent do you like least? (Why?) snakes.. snakes smell yucky Questionnaire #25 -- Appearance/clothing Are you vain? *snort* no How important is your outward appearance? not very. I like how I look but I don’t care if any one else does.. Do you notice how other people look and what they are wearing?not normally.. sometimes I do.. depends. Describe your favourite outfit. I don’t have enough clothes to have a favorite outfit… Describe your mate's (best friend, etc) favorite outfit if they were to choose it. don’t have a mate or best friend… Describe your favourite outfit to see your mate (best friend, etc.) in. no friend equals no outfit.. so I can safely say ‘ nothing’ and not be a perv * grins* Questionnaire #27- Life and death Who (or what) do you live for? living Who (or what) would you die for? *shrugs* if it’s time, it’s time In general, what do people think of you upon first impression? oh that’s easy, they think I’m a complete LOON * giggles* .. sorry.. better now What do people think of you after they get to know you better? hmm.. no need to just think it…by then they KNOW I’m a loon.. If you were to die right now, today, what kind of legacy would you leave behind? I don’t know.. what’s a legacy? What kind of legacy would you *want* to leave behind? I might be able to tell you if someone wouldtell me what a legacy WAS .. Questionnaire #29 – Children Do you like children? sure Do you have children? nope Do you want to have children? * shrugs* not at the moment.. kinda need a few things first, like a boyfriend, home.. money.. you know.. What is your earliest childhood memory? puppies. I remember being clobbered by a bunch of big, wiggley puppies.. Who was your favourite person when you were a child? my granduncle Tony.. he was great.. Name one thing that made it clear to you that were no longer a child. I’m no longer a child? Who says??!!?   TRIPLES with EMMA