Questionnaire #16 -- Wants

What's one place you've always wanted to go? I don't know, I'be been to all the good places.. photos are a teleports best friend *smirks*
What's one thing you've never been able to do? forget the stuff I want to forget
What one thing have you always wanted to learn but never have? why
What's one thing you've always wanted to do and never have? help my sis
What's one thing you've always wanted to have but don't have? a life
Who do you envy? everyone


Questionnaire #17 – Animals

Do you like animals? sure.. they're just not fond of me..
Which animals don't you like? hmm cats claw, but dogs bite.. bites hurt more, so i'll go with dogs..
Do you hunt? no. Long live bunnies and deer!!
Do you eat meat? sure occasionally. Person can only eat so many tofu burgers before you need a real one..
Which animal do you most closely identify with? chimp
Which animal do you most closely identify your mate with? .. k, enough with this 'mate' shit, dude.. you make us sound like freaks.. how about ' significant other'...?

Questionnaire #18 – Superstitions

Are you superstitious? my life is one broken mirror after another..
What is your most embarrassing superstition? I think all superstistions are kind of embarrassing... I mean, twenty-first century people.. and we still believe in lucky charms and Friday the Thirteenth?
What is your most strongly held superstition? Friday the Thirteenth... take the day off, stay home with lots of beer and computer games.. second thought, don't turn the computer on... it might crash..
Do you believe in the devil? *pulles off hat and points to horn* Well??
Do you believe in karma? it's a nice thought, but no.. i'm not that lucky
Do you carry a talisman/lucky charm/etc.? rabbits foot

Questionnaire #19 -- Either Or

Country or City? city.... easier to blend in..
Water or Alcohol? alcohol.. easier to forget you have to blend in
Black or White? black.. its a very forgiving colour..
Day or Night? night... shadows are your friends. well, they're mine at least .
Pain or Pleasure? Pain? Been there, done that.. moving on to pleasure now... any time now...
Life or Death? there are days it don't matter, but for the most part, life would be the answer of choice.

Questionnaire #20 Fear, pain and loss

What are you afraid of? dad dropping in for a visit. No offense or anything, but that's one family reuinion i'll skip
How do you deal with your fears? booze for the most part... mostly because i'm too chicken shit to try drugs..
Why did you cry most recently? don't cry, dude. Tears attract beatings..
What was the worst pain you've experienced? hard to say, physically I've experienced more then my fair share.. none of it really stands out from the rest though. Mentally, I'd say watching your sister being strapped to a gurney and stuck with needles until she stops screaming, while your mother stands by with a fucking stoned smile on her face.. yeah, that pretty much sucks..
What is the worst injury or illness you've experienced? the missing chunk of toe, cause that was self inflicted. Nothing like a big dose of feeling like an idiot to make something worse.
What do you most dread losing? *shrugs*don't have much as it is, so i'd rather not lose anything else thank you


Questionnaire #21 -- Christmas and New Year's version

Do you celebrate a winter solstice type holiday and if so, which one? growing up, no.. mom wasn't a holiday kind of person... but the past few years with this crew I've gotten to enjoy Christmas *smirks*
Do you believe in Santa Claus? Kris Kringle? Hern the Hunter? The Ice Fairy? Someone else associated with the holiday?
Do you like giving gifts? Santa Claus rocks... I got to be him one night, ya know *winks grinning *
What's the best gift you've ever given someone? toys to sick kids... I didn't buy them, but I'm gonna start this year, cause that was fun.
Do you like getting gifts? sure.. everyone likes getting stuff.
What's the best gift you've ever gotten? *holds up his wrist to show bracelett.* It's pretty beat up and the guy spelled my name wrong, but it's still cool.
Do you mark the coming of the New Year in some way? party party party!!
Are you making a new year's resolution? why bother? Unless you're having a contest to see who will break theirs first..
Have you made resolutions in the past? no. waste of time
If so, which was the most successful? n/a
If so, which was the least successful? n/a

If you could make a completely fresh start, would you? yeah.. specailly if it's sans horn
If you had no choice and were making a completely fresh start and could bring one person with you, who would it be? my sis. Give her a chance at life free of my mom.. maybe she wouldn't end up in the damned hospital..


Questionnaire #22 – Dreams

What is your favorite dream? wake up and find out my whole life was just a fucked up nightmare
What is your worst nightmare? my life
Do you dream in color? ever see Sin City? Everything's pretty much black and white with just the odd weird bit of colour... that's pretty much what my dreams are like..
Do you have recurring dreams? not yet.. don't jinx me..
How do you keep bad dreams away? if you know how, spill it
What did you dream last night? I was drowning in a big bowl of cherry jello, and the Deal or No Deal ladies were throwing pickles at me while Weird Al sang Madonna songs..


Questionnaire #23 -- Either Or
Clothed or Naked? *looks around* drunk, sober, alone?... probably naked..
Loud or Quiet? loud is good. Who needs to hear themselves think..
Rain or Snow? rain
Happy or Sad? sad
Boots or Shoes? sneakers
Ant or Caterpillar? squish

Questionnaire #24 - likes and dislikes

What is your comfort food? meat
When do you reach for it? *shrug*
What textures do you like least? (Why?) reptile skin. Nothing against the reptiles, just bad dreams of people with snake skin...*shudders*
Which textures make you most want to reach out and touch? (Why?) *shrug*
What scent do you like most? (Why?) oddly enough, coffee... smeels good.. tastes horrible..
What scent do you like least? (Why?) cooked cabbage... it reeks, dude.

Questionnaire #25 -- Appearance/clothing

Are you vain? *raises eyebrow and laughs* your joking, right?
How important is your outward appearance? as long as the thing is covered, I don't care
Do you notice how other people look and what they are wearing? only the babes..
Describe your favourite outfit. my jedi robe.. hehehe..
Describe your mate's (best friend, etc) favorite outfit if they were to choose it. there, 'best friend'.. thank you, I can answer that one... Reese likes my Jabba the Hutt shirt that says 'get bent fat boy' . good thing it won't fit him or i wouldn't have it anymore..
Describe your favourite outfit to see your mate (best friend, etc.) in. .. k. a tad weird... but okay... umm, let's see... nope, can't do it.. too weird..

Questionnaire #27- Life and death

Who (or what) do you live for? live for? dude.. I just exist . no particular reason behind it..
Who (or what) would you die for? if it happens, it happens. hopefully I'd go out for a good cause..
In general, what do people think of you upon first impression? bum
What do people think of you after they get to know you better? goof off
If you were to die right now, today, what kind of legacy would you leave behind? legacy? dude, everything I own just went crashing down beneath a pile of rubble. I got shit.
What kind of legacy would you *want* to leave behind? let me win the lottery and i'll leave a big one *smirks*

Questionnaire #29 – Children

Do you like children? kids are cool... when you're bigger then thay are... and they're not armed..
Do you have children? nope. Definate no, on that one
Do you want to have children? not if they'll take after me, no. But it's kind of a mute point.
What is your earliest childhood memory? you don't want to know
Who was your favourite person when you were a child? my sister, Maggie. She was awesome....really freakin' weird, but still awesome..
Name one thing that made it clear to you that were no longer a child. I was never really a kid, so how about another big ol'd N/A to end this off on ? hmm?